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I don't know why you would want to contact me, but just in case someone like Channing Tatum or John Cena wants to ask me out via email, I'm going to have to provide some contact information. I mean, I just can't risk losing out on such an awesome opportunity just because I want to be private or something.


I do get really busy with stuff like life, so I may not have time to really check through any charities, but if you want to shoot any ideas my way, maybe I'll have time that day or some day around it to look at it and whatever. It's hit or miss, and I apologize because I'm all about helping people, but I do like to research stuff to make sure I'm actually helping people in need and not helping someone's greed.



Selling me stuff, well if it's something like I won the lottery in Africa, I'm deleting, and probably blocking. I'm going to create a code to know you are a real human-being trying to sell something legit, so if you want me to consider buying whatever it is you are selling, you must answer one of these "security" questions in the content of your message...

  • How do you get a kid to stop crying? 
  • How do you get your husband to listen to you when you talk?
  • How do you get red koolaid out of white carpet easily, like without ironing the whole carpet? 

If you can answer just one of these for me to where it works for me, I will probably most definitely buy whatever you are selling as soon as I can afford it.


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